Honey, I’m hooooooome!

Long post ahead. Please wear protective goggles and head gear. Ta.

Hiyaaaaaaaaaa!

*Waves madly* *jumps up and down excitedly* *twirl* *dances (badly)* *squeals* *more mad waving*

I’m baaaaaaaack! Yay! My exams are over! YAYAYAYAYAY!

Ahhh, this makes me unbelievably happy (as you may have noticed ). Now I can sleep till 12 o’clock in the afternoon, read books all day, spend hours on my laptop and Reader and not do anything constructive…yay fun!

I have missed blogging and I have missed all you guys so much! (Yes you, you luck person you!)

Anyway, here is a random list of some of the things I was doing whilst simultaneously revising (or not) for my many exams:

• eating insects. Dude. I totally nearly ate one! It was in a peach! It was alive! It was gonna fly! Argghhhh, I nearly died!
  
• puking. Thanks to the stupid alive-in-my-peach insect-majig. Seriously. This needs to be blogged! I hardly ever puke. I can only remember one other time in my life when I’ve puked. It was at school, and I felt really weak and dizzy and I went all pale. I could barely sit up, it was so bad. Then I went to the bathroom and puked on my hijab. Yeah. Happy days.
• singing High School Musical’s We’re All In This Together before every exam.  It’s like a kinda ritual I do. Before an exam, everyone’s stressing and complaining they’re gonna fail blah blah, and I cheer them up by saying (loudly), “Don’t worry, What’s Yer Face! I’m gonna fail with ya! Y’kno why? Because….we’re all in this together! Once we know that we are, we’re all stars and we seeeee that! We’re all in this togeeether! Na na na na naaaaa!”
• filling up my now very full scrapbook. I can’t remember if I’ve ever blogged about my scrapbooks before, but I remember telling you guys that I collect quotes – not the stuff that famous people or whatever said, but things my friends, teachers and siblings have said. Funny things, stupid things, wise things and sweet things. They all go into my scrapbook, which is decorated with stars and hearts drawn randomly all over the place. I also stick in notes that are passed between friends, pictures, lyrics of songs we cannot stop singing, silly memoirs and occasionally let Sister Number 1 draw awesome things in there.
  I have, like, 6 of these, starting from three years ago, and they’re all stacked (neatly) on my bookshelf. My classmates often nick it off my desk, go sit in a corner and laugh hysterically at all the stupid things we’ve all said and done. It makes me feel all cool and popular (ha ha, I nearly wrote poopular!)
  One day I will maybe show you some parts of my book.
• sobbing and dancing and laughing and hugging on the last day of school. Which, actually, wasn’t really the last day of our exams, it was the last day before study leave, but we didn’t have to come in every day except when we had an exam, so it kinda was like the last day.
  Anyway, we all gave each other funny and cute and sweet gifts, danced and sang (no, we were not drunk!) and cried sooo much we thought there was no water left in our bodies.
  I <3 my friends.
• going to the library, like, two times (or was it three?) and managing to come back with seventeen books. SEVENTEEN! Yay! I will blog the titles later cause the book are upstairs and I am not.
• drooling over wedding and engagement cakes. I LOVE JOY THE BAKER! ARGHHHH, SHE’S THE BEEEEESSSSTTT! Her posts just make me so happy, I love her writing style and she comes across as having such a positive attitude! (And she’s so cute!) I want to move to LA just so I can say, “I live near Joy the Baker, na na na *blows raspberry*!”
  If you love me, you will subscribe to her. I’m being very serious here, people. You must subscribe to Joy! I love her!
  (And if you’re thinking of proposing to me, the engagement cake is the way to do it! )
• cleaning and polishing my room to within an inch of its life. I’ve suddenly gotten these weird urges to clean everything within my sight. I’m not sure what’s come over me. I’ve just become so clean! And I was so proud of myself for cleaning my room so much.
• HAMMERING! I hammered, people! With a real live hammer! It was so heavy! Ahh, it made me feel  invincible.
• blog surfing. I have subscribed to THIS many new blogs. Wedding blogs mostly. And photo blogs. Wedding photo blogs. Awesomeness. I will add these and the rest to my (very out-of-date) blogroll sometime soon insha’Allah.
• making fantastically long to-do lists with red heart bullet points. Because that is what I do.
• bonding with Sister Number 4. She’s a four year old, nursery-going, hyper and most of the time annoying  little brat, and I have (sorta) made peace with her. She did like an artist and drew a picture of me. I will upload it later, because the scanner is over there and I am over here – and this post is long enough as it is.
• making a contact me page on this blog! Now you can all email me random links and funny stuff from your day! (Really. That would be very cool.) Exciting stuff.
• I can’t remember what else. I think this is a sign that I should end this post.

More later.

Love and huggies,
Falak