The archives

Everything Nuri and I have ever written. Read to your heart’s content

• Tell me true
• HappySad
• *Twirls*
• Comedy GENIUS!: D
• Ladies and gentlemen! If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it! If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it! It’s FALAAAAAAK! *Everyone cheers*
• Cho cute, cho cute, cho CUUUUUUTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :D :D :D
• Cause we are sisters! We stand together! We make up one big family though we don’t look the same la la la la…
• It’s magic, you know. Never believe it’s not so :)
• This is not the secret post!
• On amazing people and the amazing things they do :]
• *Eid di jig*
• Some stuff and some nonsense
• Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
• Bloody hooligans
• “The talk”
• Falak hearts Cousin W
• PPPPPS
• ….
• From the diaries of a [strike]fangirling[/strike] Ruling Numerator
• Forever
• In addition to the last post…
• Lack of a guest post
• It’s that time of year again, folks!
• Smile along the way
• Guest post: HFM
• Find the eye of the hurricane
• On respect
• Words of wisdom
• Updates
• Where is love?
• I’m not good at any titles that aren’t song lyrics
• Interrupting the guest blogging
• Top Ten Reasons I’m Not A Good Desi Girl IX: Veni, Vidi, Visa
• Aglow with a quiet fire
• Who am I, today?
• Disappointed?
• Tomorroooooooow!
• Opening a Savings Account Can Be So Much Fun!
• Staring at the stars…
• The August Guest Blogging Extravaganza
• Pretend this is part of the last post…
• The bloggers of August…
• Pretty :)
• Summer
• 10 (honest) things about me!
• A little bit of this and little bit of that, la la la la la!
• A binge of the reading variety
• Where, you may ask, have I been for the past few days?
• My sister, the painter (erm, draw-er. Artist. Whatever)
• When the crazy go for walks
• Ooh, fancy shmancy!
• On romance, comedy and Sister Number 4
• The sun has got his hat on, hip, hip, hip hooray! The sun has got his hat on and is coming out to play! Yay, sunny weather! <3
• Oh, happy days! [Again]
• The [mis]adventures of Falak, the [not] cook
• Love
• Books I just bought from the library for £1. Yes, there are twelve. :D
• Sheesha, peacocks and crazy drivers
• The party
• Yay! Happy days!
• Well that’s…bizzare
• Honey, I’m hooooooome!
• Daisy bokeh
• Ack, revision
• The very definition of ace :]
• Read these to your babies. Doesn’t matter if they’re boys. [:
• Tauba tauba, uff uff!
• Al-annual hatam
• On razors, Bachan and very spotty chins
• And this is the story in Balamory today :)
• Choking and shameless self-promotions
• Nahiiiiiiiin!
• <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
• An update of sorts
• Brides, brownies and other random oddities
• OooOoohh!
• Award II
• Awards :]
• Nothing beats…
• Romance cravings…[;
• On my shelf now
• Hugs and kisses
• Just love me, Nuri
• I am going to throw myself outta the window
• My new love
• This was meant to be Saturday’s post. It was also meant to be called “Goddamn.” Oh the well, brother.
• What on earth?!
• One is chuffed
• It’s been a while…missed me? :P
• :(
• The Wedding- Falak and Mustafa…
• Lust II
• Memoirs of a teenage school girl
• Randomly randomly wandomly pandomly PANDEMONIUM! Pa ra rap pa ra I’m LUVIN’ IT! (Not really-feeling rubbish at the moment, wow, what a a long title I think I should stop now HAHAHAAA)
• Me
• Lust
• When difficult relatives happen to good people
• Getting rid of the damned things
• If you love me…
• Kya weirdo hai, yaar!
• Good news aur bad news
• James the Boyfriend
• Warra
• Ya’all
• On phases (yes. Another one. Hey, I’m a teenager, it’s what we do. So sue me)
• Confused II
• I love…
• A few reasons why guys like girls
• My dad
• I’m a heart breaker
• Whaddya think?
• DAGNABIT!
• The godparents
• Babies, boyfriends and very weird phases
• ARGHHHH
• How well I understand men
• Sweet 16
• Ohmybloodyheck
• Apparently…
• Oh, Christmas!
• The spot
• Dear Gott in Himmel
• Being emo
• Gray
• Chicken soup for the teenage soul 2: quotes
• What I wish I’d known sooner
• Reading my sister’s diary
• Making Sarah cry
• Kids who are different
• I need you now
• Butterfly award
• 50 posts old
• Eid tears
• The best thing about Eid (theres no real BEST BIT, is there? excep maybe the eidi)….
• OH GOD, IT’S EID AGAIN! ARGHHHH!
• ALL GROWN UP
• Today during lunch…
• Conversations at school this week
• On Wednesday…
• How I plan to take over the world
• WHAT did I say?
• PWEASEEE!
• Talking about Miley Cyrus…
• Me to my mum…
• MWACS asked me…
• Today was the last day of work experience
• When people think of me…
• From Smiley, with love
• My dad’s greeting
• When she told him she wore a top and trousers to work
• I am LOVED!
• Stupid me
• How do they do it?
• Working at the car wash!
• Muttering to himself
• Oh, the backwardness of it all
• An adult for two weeks
• Confused
• Sweet stuff
• Pfft! As if
• Unloved
• My boyfriend (AKA Mevish)
• I hate…
• Changes
• Prostitution
• Private
• An extract from my diary
• Hey everyone!
• Falling in love
• How not to get raped
• Say whaaaaa?
• The potato-buying expedition
• Angry
• MWACS’s dad said…
• Tagged already
• Password
• Dancing whilst ironing
• On libraries, banishments and weirdo cousins
• First post: Falak K